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| Anal Angst Hot Sauce HL-9 |
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| Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce Brought to you
by Professor Payne Indeass! This butt blazin’ hot
sauce will have you burnin’ both ways. Great label
on flask bottle. Looks like something you would buy from
an old medicine wagon! Habanero peppers. |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero peppers, garlic. |
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| ANALyze This HL-9 |
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| Analyze this XXX Garlic Hot Sauce It
doesn’t take a genius, but a true chilehead to figure
out what’s wrong with your sphincter. After chuggin’
down a bottle of this hot sauce, what is your poor rectum
gonna do? If you make it suffer, you will suffer. P.S.
After eating this sauce, you won’t have any asshairs
left for dingleberries to cling to! – Habanero peppers,
great garlic flavor. |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero peppers, great garlic flavor. |
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| Scorned Woman Hot Sauce HL-8 |
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| Been looking for a hot sauce that sits
up and begs for attention? Meet the scorned woman and
watch your body temperature rise. You’ve had the
amateurs, prepare now for the big league. As Suzanne says,
"Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman." Great
label, great taste!! Habanero peppers, black pepper. |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero peppers, black pepper.
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| Pain is Good Batch #37 HL-9 |
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| There is a point where pleasure and
pain intersect. A doorway to a new dimension of sensual
euphoria where fire both burns and soothes and where heat
engulfs every neuron within you. Once the line is crossed,
once the bottle is opened, once it touches your lips,
there is no going back. Pain is good! Habanero pepper,
garlic style. |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero pepper, garlic style.
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| Pain is Good – Batch #114 Jamaican
Style Hot Sauce HL-9 |
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| In the jungles of Jamaica, far from
the soft, white beaches and luxury resorts, there’s
a small shack with a small garden. In the garden, Scotch
Bonnet and habanero peppers are grown. In the shack, jerk
sauce is made with them. In the mouths of those who eat
it, a strange voodoo begins to take hold, consuming the
body, mind, and soul in this fiery hypnotic euphoria.
In this bottle is this sauce. In this world, there is
no sensation quite like it. Pain is good! |
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| Ingredients:
Tomato paste, pineapple juice concentrate, garlic
puree, lime juice concentrate, jerk seasoning |
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| Pain is Good – Batch #66 Jalapeno
Hot Sauce HL-8 |
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| From the Asian kitchens float the aroma
of fresh ingredients and unique seasoning…then comes
the finishing touch…Wasabi…the pure fresh heat
that ignites the flavors of the Orient. Discover new sensations
and why in Japan they call Wasabi "namida"…the
word for tear. Shed your own joy with Batch #66. Jalapeno
peppers, wasabi. Pain is Good! |
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| Ingredients:
Jalapeno mash, ground mustard, wasabi. |
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| Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice Hot
Sauce HL-8 |
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| This sweet and smoky sauce goes well
with almost anything, but for real authentic flavor, mix
it with tuna or fish spread. Great label of a cat with
his tongue on fire. "It’s the cat’s meow…Not
for pussies!" |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero pepper, chipotle pepper, sugar, garlic.
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