OK! So you’re constipated, big
deal! You don’t want to take that nasty OTC medicine.
Who says you have to? Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce is the
best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium.
If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make
it flow like a river after a dam broke!! So save your
Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today.
P.S. Possible side effects, if you bend over to pick up
the bottle, you might feel a slight intrusion!!
As the label says…."Bypass
the middleman and save your ass." With Crapper Jon’s,
your hunt and search for a sauce this good and hot is
over! But you, your anus, toilet, and any critters have
to suffer in the long run. This sauce is so delicious.
It’s a shame not to enjoy its flavor. So take a chance
and salivate over the taste and wait for the "outcome"
another day! Funny graphic label. Great taste – Fresh
peppers, onions, mustard, garlic, and spices.
Ingredients:
Peppers, onions, mustard, garlic, and spices.
Magma…As in lava. Watch out, for
this hot sauce is fueling with fire. A very unique bottle
of vinegar, water, and oleoresin of capsicum. Talk about
taking you back on a trip in time. Turn the bottle upside
down and you get the lava lamp look! Capsicum, vinegar,
water.
Step right up if you think you can
handle it. This mighty little sauce is going to hurt you
with the pleasure of an endorphin rush, a kind of chili
pepper buzz, or something like that. First there’s
the pain and then there’s this great feeling of pleasure!
You’ve got to have it! It hurts sooooo good!! Sexy
label, cayenne pepper, oleoresin cayenne. Collectors piece.
After turbulent tournaments, Sir Fartalot
enjoys a good bowl of beans spiced up with his famous
"state of the fart" hot sauce. This flavorful
formula includes jalapeno peppers, honey, tequila gold.
Sir Fartalot also likes to put it on eggs, cheese, chicken,
burgers, almost anything. Now, it’s your turn KNIGHT!
No matter how bad or good you think
you are, everything you do from now on after using Rectum
Ripper will be "half ass." So be careful using
this very delicious, very hot, mustard and ginger sauce.
Because the RECTUM RIPPER will send your ass to an early
grave. Sincerely, the Rectum Ripper. Habanero peppers,
key lime juice, mustard, garlic. What a great taste!!
Collectors bottle.
