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| Asbirin Hot Sauce HL-7 |
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| Asbirin Here’s the hot sauce you’ve
been looking for the relief of bland foods! Using both
habanero and cayenne peppers, this sauce is sure to please
even the pickiest of hot sauce lovers. Great flask bottle
– Looks like an aspirin bottle. |
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| Ingredients:
Habanero, Cayenne, Onion, Garlic
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| Assplosion Hot Sauce HL-7 |
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| Assplosion Legend has it that somewhere
in the South Pacific lies a raging volcano island that
explodes a fiery sauce. Although its whereabouts are still
unknown, its odor has been detected by local natives.
Cayenne peppers. |
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| Ingredients:
Cayenne peppers |
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| See Spot In Heat HL-7 |
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| One look at this label will tell you
that someone slipped old spot the dog some hot sauce on
his kibbles and bits. Great label. |
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| Ingredients:
Cayenne peppers, oleoresin
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| See Jane On Fire HL-7 |
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| Jane, Jane, Jane, you should have worn
those gloves when you chopped those peppers! Dick told
you what happened to him!! Great label. Jane on Fire.
Burn Jane Burn. |
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| Ingredients:
Cayenne peppers, oleoresin.
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| Trailer Trash HL-7 |
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| Hot Sauce, Y’All. There’ll
be some howlin’ and yowlin’ in your doublewide
tonight. Comes with your favorite recipe – Trailer
Trash Chicken. |
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| Ingredients:
Cayenne peppers, black pepper.
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| Screaming Sphincter Garlic Pepper
Sauce HL-7 |
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| The sphincter is an annular muscle
surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. The
label reads, "Weez gessin’ it alls startud when
gra’ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin’, cussin’,
and bangin’ round sumthun feerce. Shur nuff, earlier
she’d gottin’ inta a new batch of sauce weez
jus’ brewed up. Und that’s where tha name cums
from, cuz her ‘ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she
shur was scremin’!" – Cayenne pepper, garlic,
great label. |
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| Ingredients:
Cayenne pepper, garlic |
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| Hot Licks Hot Sauce HL-7 |
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| Hungry for heat? This label is sure
to light your fire or someone else’s! Suggestive,
sexy label with a wonderful blend of red habanero peppers,
papaya, and herbs. Sure to please that burning hunger
for heat! Do you want it now? |
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| Ingredients:
Red habanero peppers, papaya, and herbs.
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