We searched the back rooms of hot kitchens
everywhere trying to find it. From the stars to the bars
and finally, the last place we looked, we found it, the
perfect hot sauce. If you like garlic, this is the sauce
for you. Collectors bottle for all you motorcycle guys!
The original (Smart Ass) was always
the one in school who knew the right answer to every question,
the solution to the math problems, or how to effortlessly
split an atom. As time evolved, Smart Ass became the one
who always THOUGHT he knew the right answer, always felt
he needed to have the last word, and ALWAYS had a sarcastic
remark. Be sure to give this to your favorite SMART ASS.