Is a unique Southwest blend of chilies and spices sweetened with a touch of brown sugar. This seasoning adds an exciting new flavor when rubbed on meats, chicken and seafood before grilling or baking.
Is a unique Southwest of chilies, spices and desert fruit. A prickly pear cactus syrup infused with chilies and spices to add an exciting new flavor when brushed on ham, ribs or as a dipping sauce.
We warned you. These are seriously
Fuckin’ hot nuts! That’s right, we said it…because
we had to. There is no other way to describe just how
hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said, "It’s
like the fiery depths of hell." or that, "It’s
ass-burning." and avoid contact with sensitive areas.
But that just seems so wordy. These nuts are hot as Fuck!
Succinct and to the point…no beating around the bush!
Honesty is always the best policy, isn’t it? If these
nuts burn you intensely, don’t be afraid to let it
out. Scream ‘Fuck’ at the top of your lungs.
You’ll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy!
Need to be alert? Got some studying
to do? Working late? Can’t afford to fall asleep
at the wheel? Here’s your remedy. This coffee makes
a seriously strong fuckin’ cup of Joe. It’ll
put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil.
Not to mention that you’ll probably reorganize the
garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake the Fuck UP and
live! Your new motto can be: Sleep is for the dead! You
won’t perspire, you’ll percolate. This is clearly
a better option to the caffeine IV drip.
-- Drip grind, 1 lb.
